All I Need is a Mugging

Today, I came in to work and noticed that my drawer was open. Someone had ruffled through my desk drawers and found my small cash-stash ($50 in ten dollar bills and quarters) that I keep around for pizza lunches on Fridays.

The list of theft's that I've been a victim of now include:

• Cash ($50) from desk at work
• MP3 player ($20) from coat pocket while playing indoor soccer
• Wallet, glasses and keys ($130) from church while attending a potluck
• Bicycle & snowboard ($970) from apartment (they ripped the door off)
• Backpack (Wallet, Thomson Portfolio, MP3 player, reading glasses, portable game system - $430) from my car's trunk while packing up from a LAN gaming party
• Ironman watch ($40) from pants pocket at gym

I'm averaging a theft every 10 months for the last 5 years.

How about you? Any stories?